Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
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Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
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He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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