I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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