we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
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she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
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OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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