I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
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I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
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Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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