He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
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Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
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Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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