I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
We named our party play list daddy issues
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
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i think i scared a bird with my dick
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
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My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
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