Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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