Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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