There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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