She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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