So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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