my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
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You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
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Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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