do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
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I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
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last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
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