Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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