is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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