And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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