So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
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