uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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