Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
50% drunk capacity currently
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
Randomize
