I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
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I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
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how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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