A little boy walked by his parents room one night, looked through the keyhole, and said "and that bitch tells me to stop sucking my thumb!"
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
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