You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
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Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
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Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
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