Porn is love you can see.
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
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Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
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I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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