im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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