I never want to see another naked old woman again.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
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if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
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Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
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