You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Of course I have a pirate flag
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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