The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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