Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
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He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
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I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
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they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
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