obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
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Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
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I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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