sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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