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throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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