Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
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We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
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I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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