Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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