Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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