She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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