We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
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i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
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Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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