plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
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no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
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I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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