Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
