I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
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