we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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