Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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