Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
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I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
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The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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