And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
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she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
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Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
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