We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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