this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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