I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
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i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
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Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
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