I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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