So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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