break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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