i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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