I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Fuck me I smell like cheese
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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