Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
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