Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
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I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
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Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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