He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
The police scanner is talking about you again....
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
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Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
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He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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