I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
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facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
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You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
So vagazzling was a success
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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